The week of Tonya Craft's "not guilty" verdict also was a week of many parties. Of course, Tonya and the others got to party in the Big Apple while "Alberto-Facebook" Arnt and Len "The Man" Gregor had a pity party with their good friends at Channel 9.
But, there also was another party, what I like to call a "Let's Support Perjury" get-together for the Children's Advocacy Center, where the Willow Tree Farms hosted "Casino Night" so people could raise money to allow for even more wrongful charges against innocent people and more perjury. Yes, a most memorable party.
I must admit that in my circles, the notion of committing perjury would be anathema. If someone in our church lied under oath, he or she would be disciplined and likely excommunicated; at the Eastwood Church, perjurers are held in great honor. Likewise, they are proud of their lies at the CAC, and Perjury Central held a party to celebrate dishonesty.
Now, lest the people at Willow Tree Farms believe I am picking on them and holding them up to ridicule for hosting this wretched event, they are correct. I have no respect at all for people who celebrate lies and who raise money for people so they can commit more perjury and destroy innocent lives. As far as I am concerned, the Willow Tree Farms might as well host a party for Planned Parenthood and celebrate abortion on demand, as they would be less hypocritical and, frankly, less evil than they were that night of May 14.
First, let us not forget that after weeks of being told by "The Man" that Tonya Craft wore thongs everywhere, but at work, his partners-in-crime at the CAC were bragging about having a "Casino Night" fundraiser, complete with girls in...thongs. Yes, yes, after I showed the picture of our "thong girls" with "Elvis" (Can't you do any better than that, as this guy looks about as much as Elvis as I do), suddenly the "thong girls" were shown wearing pink leotards. Somehow, even the liars at the LMJC and the CAC realized that after Tonya's trial, thongs might be a bit much. (Take a gander at "The Man's" newest Facebook page image. Guess this guy is obsessed with females not wearing much clothing.)
Second, remember that this party was supposed to be a celebration of yet another innocent person thrown into prison. (Gee, I guess Tonya is sorry that she spoiled the Perjury Central party, but she had plans other than spending the rest of her life being incarcerated.) Instead, the people at the party claimed they were there "for the children," which is as believable as "The Man" claiming that he is an honest and decent human being.
Maybe people showed up to see the girls in thongs, and were gravely disappointed to see these ladies wearing pink leotards. However, if the prosecution had found a picture of Tonya wearing a pink leotard, I suspect "Alberto-Facebook," "The Man," and "judge" Outhouse would have salivated for the entire trial.
Now, lest we think that everyone at the party had a long face (because they had been unsuccessful in doing that the CAC does best -- destroy innocent lives), think again. Holly "Thumbs Up" Kittle, who apparently must have stayed in a Holiday Inn Express in order to qualify to be a "forensic interviewer," was the photographer of the evening. However, although "Thumbs Up" was the one taking pictures, at least she had her own photo taken with Elvis and the former "Thong Girls."
It gets even better. In this picture, we have not only the former Thong Girls and Elvis, not to mention "Thumbs Up," but we also have Laurie Evans and some others I don't recognize but I am sure have played an important role in promoting Perjury Central:
Nonetheless, their smiles hid the disappointment at their lack of success of destroying an innocent life that week, but no doubt there are more opportunities to do evil at Perjury Central. Stay tuned. I am not going away.